Pulling [Three word week]

“Fuckssake” he growled, overly belligerent, one booted foot resting on the gleaming brass rail along the front of the bar, two blue eyes gazing at the notice, writ large in flowing copperplate and hung on a level with the optics.   The black-clad, barely-legal-age Goth behind the bar, metal-festooned face a practice climbing wall for caterpillars, raised her be-ringed eyebrows, blandly enquiring.  

"Is it the banning of eructation, expectoration and all and sundry evacuations you are objecting to, or were you intending to admire my chirography?"
       For the merest fraction of a second his eyes rested on the startling contrast of her pale cleavage before rising again to examine the sturdiness of her shoulders, her washer-woman forearms, the knuckleduster-size silver rings on several of her fingers and the intelligence in her mascara-spikey eyes, as she placed a beermat, the same calligraphic message repeated thereon, on the polished surface of the bar and proceeded to pull the pint of Belhaven he had, with the barest of nods, requested.
       He smiled as he handed over a tenner.   

"Nay, pet, I’m for avoiding velitation at all times.  And have one yersel."

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I.) chirography (also called cheirography) - n. Penmanship.
1. the penmanship of a person, especially when used in an important document, as in an apostolic letter written and signed by the pope.
2. the art of beautiful penmanship; calligraphy.
II.) eruct - vb. - To belch.
1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Physiology) to raise (gas and often a small quantity of acid) from the stomach; belch
2. (Earth Sciences / Geological Science) (of a volcano) to pour out (fumes or volcanic matter).
III.) velitation - n. - A dispute or contest; a slight contest; a skirmish.